My favorite fake Taylor Hines tweets

1. Does Chris Hansen have a Twitter? If so, following is an absolute must. Thu 12 Aug 2010 02:39:48 AM EST via web

2. a guy on 16 and Pregnant bought a 20 dollar engagement ring from Wal-Mart. Fri 26 Feb 2010 08:26:37 PM EST via web

3. This demoralized guy was wearing an Ed Hardy TShirt- who does he think he is, Jon Gosselin!? Mon 21 Dec 2009 10:25:44 PM EST via web

4. PS: If people can’t trespass into other people’s homes, why can BUGS? 1:05 PM Jun 28th, 2009 via web

5. is thinking it may be time to read Perez again. 3:06 PM Jun 24th, 2009 via web

6. is wondering why I ever stopped drinking slurpees? Wed 20 May 2009 02:37:00 AM EST via web

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