Alright guys, we need some costume ideas. Taylor and I are completely devoid of creativity on this front. His professor invited us to a party on Saturday, and we can’t be the only people without costumes.

Constraints: it has to be cheap, without the word sexy in the name, and easily put together, preferably from items collected at the Goodwill. Heather has already had some good ideas, but we need more. Thanks!

I have suggested we go as Beiber and Usher, but I have been vetoed…