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  • idriveoverpizza 1:50 am on July 20, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: boobgasm 2.0, , dragons, Game of Thrones, kissing,   

    “Before Her Nipples Could Betray Her” 

    Here’s my “boobgasm” post of 2012.  It’s like Boobgasm 2.0.

    I remember this line coming up in conversation recently.  And then reading it was just too funny.

    Oh, that George Martin.

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  • idriveoverpizza 1:39 am on July 20, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: animals, baby gate, Chihuahua, comedy, , great escape, ridiculousness   

    Chihuahua Makes A Great Escape 

    I don’t know how many times ‘J’ has made me watch this.  And I still laugh every time.

     
  • idriveoverpizza 1:37 am on July 20, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: aging, , entertainment, photoshop, wtf   

    Why am I looking at this?? 

    http://delawarereason.wordpress.com/2012/07/16/what-celebrities-would-look-like-if-they-were-average-americans/

     
  • zontar the chaotic good elf 9:48 am on June 27, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , patience,   

    we’re all going to read this, right? 

    Has everyone forgotten about the first selection the Beer Blaster Book Circle?

    I know I haven’t! Also, guess who has the number one hold for this treasure?

     
    • wowassjeans 9:30 pm on June 27, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Actually, I’m number two. Someone beat me to it. If only we knew who number one was, we could ask them to join the club.

      • otisfan89 8:12 am on July 22, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        It’s not me either, but I do plan on being number one when the audio book comes out.

    • laserwolf6669 2:55 pm on July 17, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Heres a snippet I found. This is just classic Kels

      “There were times when I had to get out of my house,” Kelly writes of his youth. “There was too much noise, screaming, arguing. There were too many people having sex.” Once, at age 8, Kelly went to explore the yelps, squeals and hollers coming from inside the house. He peeked in a door and saw…

      A man’s backside was high in the air, coming down on the lady with her legs spread wide, her big booty propped up on a pillow. I didn’t understand how it was working, but he was moving down on her and she was coming up on him. First the rhythm was slow, then faster, then crazy fast. They were screaming, moaning, going wild. I couldn’t stop looking. I’d never seen nothing like this before. Screaming, cursing, bed sagging, bodies humping.
      Young Kelly was spotted by the couple, and ran away. They called him back to the room and encouraged him to watch them finish. Later, they invite him to take photos of their lovemaking.

      She gave me a Polaroid camera. The guy liked the idea as much as she did. They got into positions where I could see their private parts. I snapped the picture. When she showed me how it took only a minute to develop, I was amazed. The photographic technology impressed me more than the sex.

      • idriveoverpizza 1:41 am on July 20, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        “The photographic technology impressed me more than the sex.” –that is PRICELESS.

  • idriveoverpizza 12:42 am on June 5, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , , dead cat flying helicopter, helicopters, orville   

    Dead Cat Flying Helicopter 

    HAVE YOU SEEN THIS????

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2154283/Cats-away-Artist-turns-dead-pet-flying-helicopter-killed-car.html

     
  • idriveoverpizza 12:40 am on June 5, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: 2012, blawgs, , , May, what is going on   

    Blawgs 

    Did we seriously go all of May without posting ANYTHING?!? What is going on people. WHAT IS GOING ON.

     
    • wowassjeans 9:30 pm on June 27, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      I have been so bad about checking the blaster. I haven’t looked in at least a month. BUT I am vowing here and now to be better about checking. And posting.

  • bancey 11:11 am on April 30, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    An article about twue wove. 

    http://jezebel.com/5905780/what-happens-when-a-quiverfull-dad-becomes-a-woman

     
  • idriveoverpizza 2:49 pm on April 29, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: benches, frogs, frogs sitting on benches, frogs that look like dudes   

    Also… this Frog is Funny 

     
  • idriveoverpizza 2:48 pm on April 29, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: handsome, mansome, , movies   

    Mansome 

     
  • idriveoverpizza 2:15 am on April 17, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: how does this happen, james, laid, on top   

    James? 

    How did this band play Coachella? And they played the Marquee tonight.

     
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